Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I havent updated this blog in 6 months so comeback and read it maybe.
6 months, unreal. I guess I’ll blame it on the huge success Im having (not) or being to busy with hockey (its summer time). Ok enough excuses, Im just being lazy. Sounds more believable doesn’t it.
Laziness is a wonderful thing isn’t it? Everything in our society now a days seems geared towards making humanity just a little bit lazier. I’ve always said if you have that entrepreneurship in you like I do the first thing you need to do is take an invention or an everyday human activity and figure out how to make it easier.
Lets take a look at a couple of examples shall we.
Probably my favorite,
The Clapper Plus
We all remember the clapper dont we? Clap on…clap off…clap on, the Clapper! Forget about it sounding like a terrible night filled of gonorrhoea and remember the vintage 80′s invention that was supposed to make your life better being able to turn on electronic devices on via a simple clap or two.
As if the clapper was hard enough to figure out (granted there are a lot of idiots out there) but now we have the Clapper Plus. Full of the same features the clapper had but now comes with a remote control! WHAT! Yes, a remote control because we all know that clapping is tough business.
The Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Upon looking at this it makes me two things, 1 hungry for spaghetti and 2 wanting one of these forks. Who wouldnt want to eat pasta with this gem of an invention? And if someone gets in your grill about using it it seems long enough you could use it as a stabbing weapon.
The Mechanical Ice Cream Cone
This could not only be the laziest of lazy but also the fattest of the fat.
In case you havent heard of the mechanical ice cream cone let me run it down for you. A machine that rotates the ice cream cone across your tongue while your tongue remains motionless.
Seriously? You can’t muster enough muscle to twist your wrist a bit and do it manually? The only reason I see anyone using this is if you were 600 pounds and your head was the size of Peter Pumpkin Head and it was not possible to rotate it because of Guinness book of world records double chin duckface.
Boozing Laziness
Ah yes all of our favorite pastime, boozing! With such a wide range of alcoholics in this world if you want to be even smarter make an invention that not only makes you lazy but drunk somehow in the process.
My personal fav and one I’ve wanted for awhile…the motorized cooler
The fact that you can build a train with it only makes it that much cooler. My only question is can you get an impaired on one of these beauts?
Honorable Mention
Have to give honorable mention to the other drinking inventions, one of which I witnessed full hand in Phoenix this past spring.
- The remote control cooler
- The Shoot a Brew Cooler
- The Beverage Buggy
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