Scandal, obsession, creepiness, all tragic events that have taken place at the hands of a simple case of identity theft. The scene, Twitter. The Culprit, legitpuckbunny.
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Names and faces have been hidden to protect the identity of those to embarrassed to realize they were being twitter creeps
Many months back on a simple roadie from a hockey trip a couple of “Certified Beauticians” were surfing the mobile web (twitter more specifically) and stumbled across the identity of a young woman who claimed to be a loving Canucks fan, a big hockey fan, and more importantly a legitimate puck bunny.
“She was a beaut, real attractive” said Anonymous #1. “Judging from her pictures we couldn’t determine if she was real young and hot or legal age and hot, this was debated for days on end”.
Anonymous #2 felt the same urges.
“The first time I seen her I got the old romantic feeling…where I would do anything to bone her”.
Known as legitpuckbunny to the twitter universe the girl would soon catapult through the ranks of followers from 500 to 1000, 1000 to 2000, and as of this report she currently sits with over 3000 followers, all horny males showing their affection in hopes of a retweet, a new picture, or even better a potential boob shot.
When asked what made her so popular, Anonymous #1 responded,
“She liked to constantly flirt with her followers, I tried to get her phone number so I could go down to Vancouver and stalk her professionally, but that appears to be out now…I suppose Im going to have to focus on working now. Oh, and she was hot…real hot.”
But alas, in the world of internet a twist to the story would take place on November 15th, 2011 thanks to the sleuthing (creeping probably) of one Hotstickybun Hard Copy members.
“I was working hard whispering sweet nothings into girls ears through Direct Messages on Twitter when I stumbled across the profile of some blonde bombshell. I had to follow, it was a no brainer. Better yet she had her Facebook profile on her Twitter page and it was open so I could view her pictures, it was then that I realized some pics I had saved to my hard drive were on this girls Facebook profile. I thought originally that she had two accounts but then feared the worst. Soon after truth became reality and my heart broke into a million pieces, I thought for sure all the love we shared online was real but it was a lie, a terrible terrible lie!”
Heartbreaking.
What many Twitter Creeps would and will soon realize is that someone stole the identity an individual from Orego, a young woman (probably a guy), and took this tragic and unsuspecting individual to become an overnight celebrity with teenage boys and desperate men throughout the internet. Today the HSB Hard Copy reveals the scam that was legitpuckbunny.
“Shocking to say the least” commented Anonymous 3, “Most my days revolved around seeing what she was tweeting, just the other day I was showing my teammates pictures of her thinking I was the man, I’m pretty sure I contributed a couple hundred people to her followers list. Her, god I hope it’s a her, I said some pretty sexy things and she said them back, if shes a guy I think that makes me a fag.”
After trying to reach Legitpuckbunny for comment HSB Hard Copy was unable to get a response, our only thought is she is into a bucket of Ice Cream to scared to show her face. For various reasons.
Gone is the belief that good looking girls actually use the internet, and more importantly a potential tshirt model in the making.
Throughout the years of the internet many people have had their identities stolen from predators waiting to pounce on others hard work or in this case the looks of an attractive woman. We at Hard Copy urge all you to look hard at your lives and stop chatting with people through online dating sites and stick to whats true on the internet, that being Porno.
Is there anything more real then 2 girls 1 cup?
We dont think so.
We had HSB Hard Copy dont gather any facts or truths, we write what we hear. While we figure this to be fact it may indeed be fiction because its the god damn internet.
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