This is so long overdue it’s almost criminal. The fact that no one will care is an understatement but I feel it’s necessary to let the world how much of idiots we are and how much we detest the classic female “duckface” pose.
We might as well first get this out of the way.
Duckface Definition: Stupid facial expression put forth by stupid women that don’t know how to smile. The Duckface is made by moving both lips as far up and outward as possible. Commonly seen in photos of slutty women where the lighting is too high up or they’re taking photos of them self in the mirror.
Still confused? How about some photo evidence to help you out?
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Can We Continue?
If you’re still perplexed by the duckface pose please feel free to visit this website to better understand or perhaps just realize how utterly goofy, stupid, and dumb this classic picture pose is. We’ve all seen it and unfortunately we all continue to see it. I suppose if you’ve got horrible teeth or a piece of lettuce stuck in your chicklets I can let it pass but I will fill you in on a secret…any guy who says he likes it is secretly either lying, gay, or is retarded drunk and wants to hit a home run with you on his way to glory town.
I don’t want to get off topic though, this isn’t about the stupidity of this all because if it was I would end up ranting for two hours and you all would be telling me to shut up like you usually do (when you see me in person because you’re all scared to post a comment). Instead this post is about the stupidity of us and our anti-duckface motto aka “The Double Chin Duckface”.
Yes, thats right. The Double Chin Duckface.
What the hell is a Double Chin Duckface
I’m glad you asked. The double chin duckface is exactly what it’s name implies. It is a duckface pose (pushed out lips), a slight turn of the head, highlighted by the finish of one of the rolls (if you have any) of your chinny chin chin. Being such fine specimens the Hotstickybun crew are fortunate enough to really excel at this photo pose because of our massive double chins from years of beer drinking, eating pizza pie, and being flat out lazy.
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Confused again? You should be but hopefully this picture to the left will help clarify the situation. Alas! If you dont have a double chin duckface there is no need to fret, you can pull skin or at least make an attempt by pushing your chin as far back and down into your neck as humanly possible to try and achieve the desired result. And please once you do, upload them to our Facebook group so hilarity may ensue.
If you dont upload those photos…well I have enough on file already of all of you already so I will humiliate you and get beat up in the process because of my endless mocking. If anyone ever participates in these so called contests I’m running I’ve always said Im willing to give away prizes. The best double chin duckface can spend a romantic week with me in Edmonton during the 2011 World Jr. Hockey Championships. I’m so confident that no one will post anything I’m willing to say that. Not only that but I’m so confident someone wouldn’t want to spend a week with me in Edmonton they wont post anything anyway.
So Thats It
It had to be said, people are always wondering what the hell we are doing or what the hell we’re trying to accomplish by looking dead sexy with our double chins but this is proof and this explains exactly what and who we are…
#Idiots
A.K.A
#CertifiedBeautician
Like the Facebook Page, and get those pictures rolling!
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